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Barry Manilow; ‘i thought she was over sixteen’

Barry Manilow today confessed to outrageous indecent acts at a primary school in Yorkshire, working incognito as a drama and music teacher. Manilow, ostracised from the UK music industry since his outspoken defence of Gary Glitter’s behaviour in Malaysia, has been unrepentant about the wicked acts he committed over the summer semester.

Manilow apparently encouraged those children in whom he saw musical promise to ‘stay behind’ after class for additional support. As he propped their delicate little bodies on the same stool he sat on at his grand piano, he would gently caress their hands saying ‘ i can make you filthy rich and a star overnight….. IF you suck my throbbing cock and let me stick it in your ear’.

The wider crisis is not in fact Manilow’s latest attempt to cajole kids into the vice trade. How he was allowed to work at the school undetected, even under the guise of Bruno Jackson, remains unclear. Three years ago Manilow was himself expelled from a primary in County Durham for , in the words of forensic expert Pat Butcher ‘ sick fucking acts so shameful decorum prevents their true expression. All i will say is that he fucked in the head- big style’ Manilow reportedly used the teeth of children of different races to substitute lost piano keys. His trumpet was also made mostly of infant flesh, and the rim of the horn was actually a preserved anus hole of a very, very, very young human being. Reportedly Manilow would appear at school drunk, erect and indecisive. A clear peadophile Manilow has been wanted by authorities for tying up children in the gymnasium. Manilow allegedly used them as a ‘horse’ trapeze as he flung his ageing naked body around, screaming ‘ i was better than elvis’

The rampant pervert has been on the run for years but was apprehended after his boyfriend, Jeff, said enough was enough.